“I feel like Batman beat me up,” a teacher friend told me a day after she received her second COVID vaccine.

“Adam West Batman or Ben Affleck Batman?”

“Christian Bale hockey pants Batman.”

True. Freaking. Statement.

I can confirm: the second (Pfizer) vaccination side effects are rather unpleasant, especially when you already exist in a state of chronic inflammation. It’s so incredibly worth it, though. TL;DR? Get your vaccine.